Solution: HEAVILY TATTOOED SOUL
It turns out that you are who you are. It’s recursive; Ke$ha was right. Just be sure to stay grounded in the now - that means the {you} that has taken shape is what you’re wearing, whatever tattoos are on your sleeve, whatever traumatic union you’ve sprung from. However you want to treat your personality as a performance—that’s *you*. Maybe we’re here and made aware of a life with a new degree of free will and that - in and of itself - is the joy of living. Shakespeare was right: all the world’s a stage, so fuck around and find out.