Remember the early days of the internet before massive media conglomerates consolidated every single shred of human-generated content so they could sell you ads every 31 seconds? Remember the internet before Facebook? If not, I’m sorry, you’re too young. You will never experience the wild, feral and freaky internet where people created their own personal pages to do all kinds of weird stuff with. 

I woke up naked on a beach in Portugal
Edinburgh "Ha Ha" comedy club
For sale by owner, of course. Duh.
a shell of life where the light has left
"I'm so self-conscious, sometimes I wonder "what's me and what's my reflection?""